Nobody is
perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
It's
only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
When
all is said and done more is said than done.
A
coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the
once
Every
year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from
using right handed products.
Never
apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing
for being real.
Isn't
it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called
"practice"?
The
best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
My mother told
me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to
myself anymore.
I knew that
something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not
play with me.
I may be
schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I
am alone I am together.
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you
wanted."
A day
without sunshine is like, well, night.
A wise
monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
All
generalizations are false
Always tell the
truth, even when you lie
Be nice
to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Be The
Change You Wish To See