The chemistry teacher
was berating the
students for not
learning the Periodic
Table of the Elements.
She said "Why when I
was your age I knew
both their names and
weights."
One kid popped up,
"Yeah... but teach,
there were so few of
them back then."
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One student couldn't
be motivated to take
an interest in science
at all. He said, "I
plan to go into the
business.
Name me one thing
science has done to
help business."
The teacher shot back,
"And just where would
the belt industry be
without the law of
gravity."
